⚓ Scottish AnchoragesCharles Warlow
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One of the Italian statues in the garden
One of the Italian statues in the garden

You can sail up and down the Sound of Mull for a lifetime and never spot this place, I think because one is always trying to get somewhere else, and anyway the anchorage is very much for fair weather. There is an old slipway, a boathouse, and a path through rhododendrons to the 19th century Torosay Castle with an amazing terraced garden complete with real 18th century Italian statues (bought or stolen I wonder). The attraction is not so much the plants — although the herbaceous border is pretty spectacular — but the setting, the design, the old stone walls, the gargoyles, the trees surrounding the water garden and those decaying statues — a hand off here, half a fish there, an evocation of the fruits of the land being enjoyed in simple rural pleasure. There is even a statue of a man watering his garden. But all of that is now behind closed gates for the enjoyment of the few and the detriment of the many. Sounds familiar in these days of excessive bankers' bonuses. The castle and gardens were sold in 2011, I think to an American who was said to have a rather dodgy past history. But then, mysteriously, it was back on the market in 2012, offers over £1.6 million. Again it was sold, this time to a Swiss family, and the gardens were definitively closed. I somehow think we are not 'all in this together' as the once Prime Minister David Cameron claimed.

And nor did the new owners want the intrusion of the lovely narrow-gauge railway that used to run from Craignure, so beloved of countless children — and their fathers. So it was all pulled up and is gone. Shame on them (particularly if they are not going to live there). Much to their credit the previous owners, whose family had lived there since 1865, shared this lovely place with us, the grubby but appreciative public. They had left notes all over the house: "Your presence does much to keep the place alive ... we don't do conducted tours which in my view are hell for both guides and guests ... take your time, but not our spoons". Bravo David Guthrie-Jones.

The house is very Scottish Baronial, 1856-8, designed by David Bryce who also designed the old Edinburgh Royal Infirmary and Fettes College (Tony-Iraq-War-Blair's alma mater and Scotland's answer to Eton). There are rather wonderful Rupert Bear turrets and crowstep gables, and inside it had the feeling of a family home, which it was, with interesting items and charming descriptions of many of the pictures and their family relevance. It was particularly welcome to be invited to sit on the chairs. The whole place used to have a lovely feel to it, posh for sure, but nice, and not too cocky. Libby Purves described the same feelings in 'One Summer's Grace' (One Summer’s Grace, A Family Voyage Round Britain. Libby Purves, Grafton Books, London, 1989). But now, all closed and the public can bog off, except for the gardens which are maybe open on the first Sunday in the month. I can understand the house being closed, but not the gardens. Even the Queen opens her gardens at Holyrood Palace in Edinburgh to the public, when she is not in residence. Who owns Scotland? Not the Scots.

Alas no more
Alas no more
Another statue
Another statue
Yet another statue
Yet another statue